Fox News Reports Torture At Gitmo

An accused enemy combatant held at Guantanamo Bay told a military hearing he was physically as well as mentally tortured there. The Torture?

He had "to read a newsletter full of 'crap'".

He was forced "to use unscented deodorant and shampoo."

He had to "play sports with a ball that would not bounce".

Oh horrors. Get the ACLU right now! Tell Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

This must end!

ROTFLMAO