I Still Hate You, Sarah Palin
by David Kahane - July 7th, 2009 - National Review
And so the word went out, from that time and place: Eviscerate Sarah Palin like one of her field-dressed moose. Turn her life upside down. Attack her politics, her background, her educational history. Attack her family. Make fun of her husband, her children. Unleash the noted gynecologist Andrew Sullivan to prove that Palin’s fifth child was really her grandchild. Hit her with everything we have: Maureen Dowd of the New York Times, taking a beer-run break from her quixotic search for Mr. Right to drip venom on Sister Sarah; post-funny comic David Letterman, to joke about her and her daughters on national television; Katie Couric, the anchor nobody watches, to give this Alaskan interloper a taste of life in the big leagues; former New York Times hack Todd “Mr. Dee Dee Myers” Purdum, to act as an instrument of Graydon Carter’s wrath at Vanity Fair. Heck, we even burned her church down. Even after the teleological triumph of The One, the assault had to continue, each blow delivered with our Lefty Sneer (viz.: Donny Deutsch yesterday on Morning Joe), until Sarah was finished.
Even the snarky conservatives who make money being the "representative" conservative on liberal controlled TV shows chimed in, as Jonah Goldberg, Fred Barnes and Charles Krauthammer stabbed Sarah Palin in the back.
The only question comes down to, "Has America got any character left?"
This is a truly funny satire... though our enemies on the left will think it is just "honest" reporting.