Conformity Is Now The New Dissent

by Mark Steyn - August 7th, 2009 - Orange County Register

"The right-wing extremist Republican base is back!" warns the Democratic National Committee. These right-wing extremists have been given their marching orders by their masters: They've been directed to show up at "thousands of events," told to "organize," "knock on doors" …

No, wait. My mistake. That's the e-mail I got from Mitch Stewart, Director of "Organizing for America" at BarackObama.com. But that's the good kind of "organizing." Obama's a community organizer. We're the community. He organizes us. What part of that don't you get?

Don't you dare think that you can go off and organize against Obama or his plans just because you have the audacity to disagree with the Magic Marxist Messiah. Who the hell do you think you are? That is intolerable. You must report any American who dares disagree with Obama. To make sure that dissent is stifled, we have this nifty new web site where you can report these traitors to the White House thought police. All it takes is an email to flag@whitehouse.gov. We will send out some SEIU thugs to shut these people up.

See how easy that is ...