Monday, April 11, 2011

Obama To America: Sell Your SUVs

... You Fat Refrigerated Slobs

by John Hayward - April 7th, 2011 - Human Events

Government Motors is planning to roll out a minivan version of the Chevy Volt, which is one of the most expensive disasters in automotive history – millions in subsidies to produce a car that had sold less than a thousand units as of March 2011. The best selling hybrid vans and SUVs start at over $40,000. I don’t know if Jerry Holt, and other parents with sizable families, have eighty grand available to plunk down on the equipment necessary for life in Obama’s America, but they’d better find it, fast. Maybe Holt could save money by purchasing only one hybrid minivan, and strapping excess children to the roof.

These are not concerns for the elevated mind of the Sage of Decline, for Barack Obama will never stuff his family into a hybrid minivan. His presidency is all about changing your life. The process is well under way. Stop pining for the old days of prosperity and freedom, do what he says, and everything will be fine.

Fine? Fine for him that is.


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